Joseph

Bearded since: 2007ish. I am a dedicated, permanent beard grower.

Comments:
I didn't grow my beard... my beard grew me. I don't mean that literally, but I feel like the person who was me without a beard is a stranger. Also, ef shaving. It's expensive. It's futile against a beard of great bearditude, and why? -- when beards are so awesome.

How do I feel about my beard? I love my beard. I love my beard more when women ask if they can touch my beard. It has some of the same qualities as a dog you can take to the park to get attention from girls, except this hairy thing doesn't crap or need to be neutered.