Nick

Bearded since: 1998. I am an occasional or seasonal beard grower.

Comments:
Why did I grow my beard? Love the respect. A well groomed beard shows the world how respected and admired you are by all. Some of the world's finest have been bearded such as, Moses, Jesus, Lao Tzu, my dad, me, Gandalf the Gray, Charles Darwin, Steve Wozniak, God, The Piasa Bird, and countless others. A beard uplifts a man to that level of awesome in every heart.

How do I feel about my beard? Sometimes itchy. Always wiry. Never gets brushed enough. Keeps me warm. Shows the world that when sh*t goes down, this guy's the one to watch. My beard puts me in the same league as pterotacalbear!